Jack: Lucy, I'm ho-ome!
Teal'c: I am not Lucy.
Jack: I know that. It's a reference to an old TV - Never mind. Open the door.
Teal'c: I will summon the doctor.
Jack: No, come on. I'm fine. I'm back to being myself. Just open up.
Teal'c: I cannot be certain that you are back to being yourself. You referred to me as 'Lucy.'
Jack: Oh, for crying out loud, will you just open the door?
All quotes are taken from the transcripts located at The Stargate Database or Gateworld. No copyright infringement was intended.
Quotes are being added as time allows, and as I get to see each episode. Which means Seaons 6 and 7 are gonna be a while, sorry! If you have a favorite quote that isn't listed in a completed episode, please email me!