O'Neill: Well they'll be in for a surprise, huh?
Teal'c: Your iris will be closed. They will be crushed.
All quotes are taken from the transcripts located at The Stargate Database or Gateworld. No copyright infringement was intended.
Quotes are being added as time allows, and as I get to see each episode. Which means Seaons 6 and 7 are gonna be a while, sorry! If you have a favorite quote that isn't listed in a completed episode, please email me!