Carter: Oh, yeah, that - that was nothing. With any luck, there won't even be a scar.
Jack: Well, good. I was concerned.
Carter: You were?
Jack: Sure. If it doesn't heal properly, you'll never wear that sweet little tank top number again.
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The Broca Divide

Jack: (raises a hand) Let me guess... that's where we're going.
Hammond: Very good, Colonel.
Jack: Thank you, sir. I pride myself on my deductive reasoning skills.

Daniel: Couldn't we call this planet something that's a little easier to remember?
Carter: Uh, it's based on a binary code the computer uses for extrapolation.
Jack: Which makes it *much* easier to remember.

Carter: (to Daniel) Thermal night-vision goggles.
Jack: Hey, here's a question-- why doesn't the MALP have a set of these?

Daniel: ...uh, they could be Australopithecus, but the brow ridge would be less prominent...
Jack: You don't know, do you?
Daniel: No.

Jack: Love what they've done with the place.
Carter: I was going to do my living room like this, but... it didn't go with my other stuff.

Carter: I want you. (kisses him again)
Jack: Why? I mean, no!

Jack: Lucy, I'm ho-ome!
Teal'c: I am not Lucy.
Jack: I know that. It's a reference to an old TV - Never mind. Open the door.
Teal'c: I will summon the doctor.
Jack: No, come on. I'm fine. I'm back to being myself. Just open up.
Teal'c: I cannot be certain that you are back to being yourself. You referred to me as 'Lucy.'
Jack: Oh, for crying out loud, will you just open the door?

Jack: Daniel, you dog. Keep this up, you'll have a girl on every planet.
Carter: Oh, yeah, that - that was nothing. With any luck, there won't even be a scar.
Jack: Well, good. I was concerned.
Carter: You were?
Jack: Sure. If it doesn't heal properly, you'll never wear that sweet little tank top number again.

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